brunz:

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

pulmoes:

me at job interview: i think the customers are always right and have to be treat with all respect and ethic ever!!! doesn’t matter how rude they’re you have to manage the situation carefully and politely :-)!

after getting the job and facing a customer for the first time: 

karla-homolka:

I wanna kill myself but also don’t just incase the basement tapes are ever released

Lol still tru